Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Too Old?

My boyfriend and I sometimes role-play when we have sex. I'm all for it, but lately, I've been bothered because he always wants to pretend that I'm younger than I am (nothing demented, but a legal teenager). Does this mean he has a thing for younger women and will eventually think I'm too old?

How do you pretend that you are younger, I hope it somehow involves the Jonas Brothers. To answer your question: No, he will not eventually think you are too old. He will instead spend every minute of free time cruising grade school chat rooms for new ideas, eventually culminating with him leaving you for an overweight college freshman. So yes, I guess he will leave you. The only way to stop this is to constantly nag him about his weight, friends and lack of career prospects.

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